{"id":1007,"date":"2007-05-22T09:47:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T16:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2007-05-22T09:47:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T16:47:52","slug":"things-i-learned-the-hard-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/things-i-learned-the-hard-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I learned the hard way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2?\u00a2 Eating mango off a very sharp knife is a bad idea<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Testing the stove burner with your hand hurts a lot<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Gopher hole infested fields are a bad place to play softball<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Avoid using sharp scissors close to your eye<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Sometimes people aren&#8217;t really sorry<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Drinking, swimming pools, and gymnastics don&#8217;t mix<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Too much of a good thing gives you a bad stomach ache<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Squirrels are cute but they have sharp claws<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 Oftentimes the ones who desperately want to give advice are the ones whos advice you should ignore<br \/>\n\u00e2?\u00a2 If the car cigarette lighter is glowing orange, don&#8217;t stick your finger in it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2?\u00a2 Eating mango off a very sharp knife is a bad idea \u00e2?\u00a2 Testing the stove burner with your hand hurts a lot \u00e2?\u00a2 Gopher hole infested fields are a bad place to play softball \u00e2?\u00a2 Avoid using sharp scissors close to your eye \u00e2?\u00a2 Sometimes people aren&#8217;t really sorry \u00e2?\u00a2 Drinking, swimming pools, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}