{"id":1024,"date":"2007-06-07T21:17:05","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T04:17:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2007-06-07T21:17:05","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T04:17:05","slug":"sidekick-where-aaaarrrrreeee-yyyoouuuuu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/sidekick-where-aaaarrrrreeee-yyyoouuuuu\/","title":{"rendered":"Sidekick, where AAAARRRRREEEE YYYOOUUUUU!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my sidekick (cellphone blackberry thingy) today. It happened somewhere between my house and my car. It is nowhere to be found and I am in pieces. I know it&#8217;s bad to be so attached to material objects, but I am and I can&#8217;t help it. I love you, Sidekick. Please come home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my sidekick (cellphone blackberry thingy) today. It happened somewhere between my house and my car. It is nowhere to be found and I am in pieces. I know it&#8217;s bad to be so attached to material objects, but I am and I can&#8217;t help it. I love you, Sidekick. Please come home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}