{"id":1031,"date":"2007-06-13T19:24:07","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T02:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2007-06-13T19:24:07","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T02:24:07","slug":"crazy-dog-events-to-try","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/crazy-dog-events-to-try\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Dog Events to try"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Shaking the Pumpkin: Traditional Poetry of the indian North Americas. by Jerome Rothenberg<br \/>\nCrazy Dog Events<br \/>\n1. Act like a crazy dog. Wear sashes and other fine clothes, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagrawithoutperscriptionusayy.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">rx<\/a>  carry a rattle, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagrawithoutperscriptionusaaa.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">for sale<\/a>  and dance along the roads singing crazy dog songs after everybody else has gone to bed.<br \/>\n2. Talk crosswise: say the opposite of what you mean and make others say the opposite of what they mean in return.<br \/>\n3.\u00c2\u00a0 Fight like a fool by rushing up to an enemy and offering to be killed. Dig a hole near an enemy, and when they surround it, leap out at them and drive them back.<br \/>\n4. Paint yourself white, mount a white horse, cover its eyes and make it jump down a steep and rocky bank, until both of you are crushed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Shaking the Pumpkin: Traditional Poetry of the indian North Americas. by Jerome Rothenberg Crazy Dog Events 1. Act like a crazy dog. Wear sashes and other fine clothes, rx carry a rattle, for sale and dance along the roads singing crazy dog songs after everybody else has gone to bed. 2. Talk crosswise: say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}