{"id":1068,"date":"2007-07-12T09:54:15","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T16:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2007-07-12T09:54:15","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T16:54:15","slug":"feeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/feeding\/","title":{"rendered":"Feeding the Feeble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is horrible to watch Tom be in pain. I don&#8217;t know what to do with myself, so I turn to food. Before the surgery I made a big batch of coleslaw and picked up english muffins and progresso soup. I sliced the muffins so Tom can just pop them in the oven. I baked a fresh loaf of honey wheat flaxseed bread for toast and sandwiches. I opened the new milk carton and brought the cereal box down within easy reach. I made a batch of iced tea. I sliced up some cheese and opened up a packet of crackers. I put sugar in a small sugar bowl for easy access. It&#8217;s the only way I know how to help, other than propping up pillows, checking his temperature, and putting useless ice packs on his huge, thick bandage. It&#8217;s going to be a rough day and I have to go into work. I did get him the first season of Nip Tuck to keep him company and I found a cheap copy of Airplane to warp his mind with. Poor Tom. This sucks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fuzzyraygun.com\/?p=461\">This<\/a> is what Tom&#8217;s surgery ordeal looks like. X-rays of surgery number one and what yesterday&#8217;s surgery did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is horrible to watch Tom be in pain. I don&#8217;t know what to do with myself, so I turn to food. Before the surgery I made a big batch of coleslaw and picked up english muffins and progresso soup. I sliced the muffins so Tom can just pop them in the oven. I baked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}