{"id":1080,"date":"2007-07-18T22:53:19","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T05:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2007-07-18T22:53:19","modified_gmt":"2007-07-19T05:53:19","slug":"chunks-of-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/chunks-of-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Chunks of words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most things I write are open to eradicating. But this chunk.. I think I&#8217;ll keep.<br \/>\nI worry that I have generally crappy genes that shouldn\u00e2??t be allowed to swim in the gene pool with the rest of the human race. I imagine all our faults, packaged up into one super-monster. We\u00e2??ll end up with a hairy, bald, pale-skinned, crazy, anal-retentive over-achiever who\u00e2??s allergic to lavendar, cats, horses, and most flowering plants, but is too stubborn to stay away from the things that harm them. I suppose if our genes need eradicating, it won\u00e2??t be long. Maybe I\u00e2??ll just let nature decide and stop worrying about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most things I write are open to eradicating. But this chunk.. I think I&#8217;ll keep. I worry that I have generally crappy genes that shouldn\u00e2??t be allowed to swim in the gene pool with the rest of the human race. I imagine all our faults, packaged up into one super-monster. We\u00e2??ll end up with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}