{"id":1238,"date":"2007-12-10T13:39:49","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T21:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2007-12-10T13:39:49","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T21:39:49","slug":"ouch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/ouch-2\/","title":{"rendered":"ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why&#8217;d you have to hit me over the head with that big hammer? It&#8217;s been two days of drunken revelry and I&#8217;m very ready for a quite night in. Just one more project to finish up today and one final week of classes. Then nap time.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/2097732807\/\" title=\"tom alanna by Alanna Spence, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2045\/2097732807_a29fbcc00d_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" alt=\"tom alanna\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why&#8217;d you have to hit me over the head with that big hammer? It&#8217;s been two days of drunken revelry and I&#8217;m very ready for a quite night in. Just one more project to finish up today and one final week of classes. Then nap time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}