{"id":1266,"date":"2008-01-12T15:00:32","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T23:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1266"},"modified":"2008-01-12T15:00:32","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T23:00:32","slug":"you-get-an-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/you-get-an-a\/","title":{"rendered":"You get an "A""},"content":{"rendered":"

me: [ pulls report card out of pocket ] “Look at me! 4.06 GPA!”
\ntom: “I can’t believe you are carrying your report card around.”
\nme: “Yeah! I’m gonna show mom and dad at dinner!”
\ntom: “Um, Randy and Cheryl aren’t your mom and dad.”
\nme: “Sure they are! They are tonight anyway”<\/p>\n

So yes, I finally got my report card from the fall semester. I now have a whopping 4.06 GPA. and in case you didn’t know, that’s better than perfect. I’m better than perfect. Tom<\/a>‘s rolling his eyes somewhere right now. Hi Tom. 4.06!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

me: [ pulls report card out of pocket ] “Look at me! 4.06 GPA!” tom: “I can’t believe you are carrying your report card around.” me: “Yeah! I’m gonna show mom and dad at dinner!” tom: “Um, Randy and Cheryl aren’t your mom and dad.” me: “Sure they are! They are tonight anyway” So yes, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}