{"id":1316,"date":"2008-03-11T21:47:17","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T05:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2008-03-11T21:47:17","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T05:47:17","slug":"a-story-by-adam-jennifer-and-alanna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/a-story-by-adam-jennifer-and-alanna\/","title":{"rendered":"A story by Adam, Jennifer, and Alanna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>using the Fry&#8217;s limited vocabulary list for kids.<\/p>\n<p>Will has my hat<\/p>\n<p>what can I do about that?<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s my hat, I want it back!<\/p>\n<p>Will would not look my way,<\/p>\n<p>he would not give it back.<\/p>\n<p>I said to him, &#8220;Look! Now see here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like my hat, I will not part with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Will would not give me the time of day,<\/p>\n<p>he said back to me, &#8220;no way!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How can I get my hat back?<\/p>\n<p>I would make him give it back.<\/p>\n<p>I would boil him in oil<\/p>\n<p>down to his parts.<\/p>\n<p>Now Will is no more.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have my hat back<\/p>\n<p>and that is that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>using the Fry&#8217;s limited vocabulary list for kids. Will has my hat what can I do about that? it&#8217;s my hat, I want it back! Will would not look my way, he would not give it back. I said to him, &#8220;Look! Now see here!&#8221; &#8220;I like my hat, I will not part with it.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}