{"id":1391,"date":"2008-06-18T11:45:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2008-06-18T11:45:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:45:56","slug":"note-to-self-leave-the-chicken-suit-out-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/note-to-self-leave-the-chicken-suit-out-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to self: leave the chicken suit out of it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a job interview today. The position seemed like a really good fit for me right now. So I hope they liked me. I felt like I needed to do some talking so I started babbling about school, why I went back, and what it was like being out of school. I ended up telling them that I felt like I was wearing <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1366\">a chicken suit<\/a> that no one could see but me. Probably not the best thing to say in an interview. I&#8217;m sure they think I&#8217;m totally nuts now. I suppose its best to go into a new job having dispelled any assumptions of sanity or anything boring like that. Then they won&#8217;t get caught off guard or anything when they discover you like to strut around the office squacking like a flightless bird every once in a while. I hope they like chickens there. My potential new boss said: &#8220;From now on, I&#8217;m going to imagine you in a chicken suit&#8221;. I think the interview went well. Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a job interview today. The position seemed like a really good fit for me right now. So I hope they liked me. I felt like I needed to do some talking so I started babbling about school, why I went back, and what it was like being out of school. I ended [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}