{"id":1392,"date":"2008-06-19T13:59:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T21:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2008-06-19T13:59:20","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T21:59:20","slug":"stop-the-ride-i-wanna-get-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/stop-the-ride-i-wanna-get-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop the ride, I wanna get off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, life is grand but man, I need a break. I feel terrible. My tummy hates me right now. I went down to Half Moon Bay this morning and did wedding stuff like found a flourist and picked a beer and dropped off checks. Now I have 12 cds to wrap and ship, a laptop to show to a potential buyer, and a full page ad design that is due tomorrow even though I don&#8217;t have all the assetts yet. I feel pukey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, life is grand but man, I need a break. I feel terrible. My tummy hates me right now. I went down to Half Moon Bay this morning and did wedding stuff like found a flourist and picked a beer and dropped off checks. Now I have 12 cds to wrap and ship, a laptop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}