{"id":1406,"date":"2008-07-01T20:30:11","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T04:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2008-07-01T20:30:11","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T04:30:11","slug":"be-kind-to-the-new-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/be-kind-to-the-new-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Be Kind to the New Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I start at a new job or a new class or whatnot, <a href=\"http:\/\/edpillsviagraonlineusagg.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">hospital<\/a>  I sing this song in my head and it puts me at ease. Luckily my new job rocks and my first week is a breeze. We are seeing the Long Winters on July 17th at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independentsf.com\/\">the Independent<\/a>. You should go.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/43Otf5Wm6DE&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/43Otf5Wm6DE&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I start at a new job or a new class or whatnot, hospital I sing this song in my head and it puts me at ease. Luckily my new job rocks and my first week is a breeze. We are seeing the Long Winters on July 17th at the Independent. You should go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}