{"id":1408,"date":"2008-07-02T20:26:11","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T04:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1408"},"modified":"2008-07-02T20:26:11","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T04:26:11","slug":"omg-thats-a-cute-top-wheredyagetit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/omg-thats-a-cute-top-wheredyagetit\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG, That&#039;s a cute top, wheredyagetit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mervyns.com\/uploadedImages\/MStyle\/7_Babydoll_Tees%281%29.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\"\/>So, I don&#8217;t like clothes shopping. It&#8217;s  usually a completely depressing experience for me, so when a season comes around that offers me clothes that actually fit me and make me feel good, I get a little crazy. And I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m no clothes snob, I seem to really like Mervyn&#8217;s, go figure.<\/p>\n<p>Lately, I can&#8217;t stay out of Mervyns. I have about 12 new tops and I&#8217;m pretty darn happy about it. I feel like a girl again. All through school I wore nothing but band t-shirts. I know!! How old am I? Now that I know paychecks will be coming, I thought it would be ok to spend a couple of c notes of some new clothes, because that&#8217;s the other great thing about Mervyn&#8217;s; everything is dirt cheap. Which I suppose isn&#8217;t great for the planet or humanity, but for this blissfully half-ignorant, cute clothing starved girl, it sure is swell. So thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mervyns.com\">Mervyn&#8217;s<\/a> for making me feel cute and sassy again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I don&#8217;t like clothes shopping. It&#8217;s usually a completely depressing experience for me, so when a season comes around that offers me clothes that actually fit me and make me feel good, I get a little crazy. And I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m no clothes snob, I seem to really like Mervyn&#8217;s, go figure. Lately, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}