{"id":1422,"date":"2008-07-21T10:12:45","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T18:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1422"},"modified":"2008-07-21T10:12:45","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T18:12:45","slug":"nadd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/nadd\/","title":{"rendered":"NADD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randsinrepose.com\/\">Rads in Repose<\/a> had a funny post about Nerd attention deficit disorder. Here are a few of mine:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I must type vigorously on the keypad. Just to let it know who is boss.<\/li>\n<li>I must be able to cross legs when coding.<\/li>\n<li>I must chew gum, or at least know where some is while coding.<\/li>\n<li>I have at least one emergency snack handy while coding<\/li>\n<li>I save all extra napkins, soy sauce packets, and crackers in drawer.<\/li>\n<li>Twirl mouse around screen while waiting for something to process.<\/li>\n<li>I hide from people in the bathroom stalls. If I&#8217;m on my way to a stall and I hear the door of the bathroom or stall open, I rush into the stall and lock the door.<\/li>\n<li>I must drink gallons of water while at work.<\/li>\n<li>All liquids must be in an enclosed container.<\/li>\n<li>I tap the left side of my keyboard with my middle finger when I&#8217;m thinking.<\/li>\n<li>I pick at my neck, all the time, not just coding.<\/li>\n<li>I must blog while coding.<\/li>\n<li>two spaces per indent, never tabs.<\/li>\n<li>Must remove extra spaces and unnecessary tag nesting.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rads in Repose had a funny post about Nerd attention deficit disorder. Here are a few of mine: I must type vigorously on the keypad. Just to let it know who is boss. I must be able to cross legs when coding. I must chew gum, or at least know where some is while coding. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}