Bad day for Alanna. Very bad day. I will shut myself in for the rest of the day and not go out again. That is, if I can ever find a parking space. I’m kinda blocking a driveway right now but I really just needed to sit and calm down for a minute.<\/p>\n
I am having some minor studio issues right now. I am just going to lay low until we move. So, after lugging all my stuff to the studio today, I decided it would be best if I painted from home today. On the way out, my “issue” said: “Are you taking your little toys home?” I would have liked to have said “fuck you!” but I didn’t because I am a polite and unspiteful person, not a negative, bitchy little princess. Oh wait, I kinda am right now. Oops!<\/p>\n
Now I can’t find parking. I chased someone around the block to get at a vacant primo parking spot in our neighborhood. This person won fair and square, and to rub it in, it was our nice neighbor so I couldn’t even hate them for it. If it were a stranger, I could have made up all sorts of terrible things about the person to make myself feel better.<\/p>\n
Also, my toe hurts. Worse than it did when I first smashed it. After some interweb surfing, I self diagnosed it and decided it was broken but that there was no reason to go to a doctor who will charge me $200 to tell me to wear shoes with rigid soles for 6 weeks. Rest Ice Compression Elevation.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, and I have cramps and my back hurts, and my money is running out and my rent in France just increased and it’s raining when it should be sunny.<\/p>\n
So fuck you world, I’m staying inside today so you can all be as mean as you want. Um, sorry for all the cussing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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