{"id":1476,"date":"2008-09-05T18:16:38","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T02:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2008-09-05T18:16:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T02:16:38","slug":"i-love-you-but-you-are-hurting-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/i-love-you-but-you-are-hurting-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I love you but you are hurting me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/2831399597\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3086\/2831399597_10226037bd.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/2831399597\/\">I love you but you are hurting me<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/angrypirate\/\">Alanna Spence<\/a><\/div>\n<p>My sandals are beautiful, just now magic. I tried to do lots of walking<br \/>\nin them and now I have painful blisters and I can&#8217;t get home with all my<br \/>\ngroceries. Worse yet, I have a sheet of moleskin in my purse but have to<br \/>\nscissors to cut it with. I am powerless.  So I wait for the bus, toes<br \/>\nshrinking back into the shoe like turtles receeding into their shell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love you but you are hurting me Originally uploaded by Alanna Spence My sandals are beautiful, just now magic. I tried to do lots of walking in them and now I have painful blisters and I can&#8217;t get home with all my groceries. Worse yet, I have a sheet of moleskin in my purse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}