{"id":1498,"date":"2008-09-23T14:09:34","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T22:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2008-09-23T14:09:34","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T22:09:34","slug":"changing-my-nam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/changing-my-nam\/","title":{"rendered":"changing my name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the Social Security Administration building in Chinatown yesterday to commence &#8220;the changing of the name.&#8221; I was the only non-asian, which wasn&#8217;t that big of a surprise since I was in Chinatown. But after I got my number and sat down, with all those eyes staring at me, I started to think I had walked into the wrong door. So I actually got up and sorta fumbled around amongst the pamphlets until I could assure myself I was at the right address.<\/p>\n<p>A nice man called me up to number 5 and I handed in my paperwork. I had managed to keep it clean and crease-free until my nervous fumbling forced me to take a sip of water at the fountain, and I of course spilled water on my inkjet printed form so it got all runny. Mr. #5 didn&#8217;t seem to mind. I always feel like I&#8217;m trying to get away with something when I have to sit quietly as someone checks over my paperwork. Turns out either I&#8217;ve been spelling my mother&#8217;s maiden name wrong for like&#8230; 30 years, or there was a typo on my original Social Security card.<\/p>\n<p>So the nice man goes over everything and asks me to sign with my new name. That&#8217;s when it really hit me.. Oh my God, I&#8217;m changing my name. I felt nervous and giddy and a little freaked out. I said &#8220;It&#8217;s my first time.&#8221; and Mr. 5 giggled. &#8220;It&#8217;s so strange.&#8221; and he said with a smile &#8220;Yes, it is.&#8221;<br \/>\nI rewarded myself with some mango sticky rice and promptly went back to my desk where I went on a name changing rampage across the internet. I figure, if you&#8217;re gonna change, you might as well jump in feet first.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately with name changing there is a lot of waiting. I can&#8217;t change my driver&#8217;s license until my Social Security name change is done and I can&#8217;t do pretty much anything else until I have a driver&#8217;s license. Oh! That reminds me. Time to make a DMV appointment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the Social Security Administration building in Chinatown yesterday to commence &#8220;the changing of the name.&#8221; I was the only non-asian, which wasn&#8217;t that big of a surprise since I was in Chinatown. But after I got my number and sat down, with all those eyes staring at me, I started to think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}