{"id":166,"date":"2005-05-17T09:40:52","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T17:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=166"},"modified":"2005-05-17T09:40:52","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T17:40:52","slug":"porkin-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/porkin-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Porkin&#8217; Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, I mustered up the courage to step on the scale today and ouch! So I am back on the Weight Watchers thing and I&#8217;m not straying until I loose 20 pounds.  Aya!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what I&#8217;m going to paint in class today. Maybe more fish. Or maybe something to help inspire me. Maybe I should paint pigs! That&#8217;s mean to the pigs. They are not fat, just big boned. I&#8217;d do better with a more positive image. Maybe a gazelle or something graceful like that. Nope, too corny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, I mustered up the courage to step on the scale today and ouch! So I am back on the Weight Watchers thing and I&#8217;m not straying until I loose 20 pounds. Aya! I&#8217;m not sure what I&#8217;m going to paint in class today. Maybe more fish. Or maybe something to help inspire me. Maybe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}