{"id":1830,"date":"2008-12-23T09:42:33","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T17:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2008-12-23T09:42:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T17:42:33","slug":"holiday-tidings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/holiday-tidings\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday tidings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello peoples! This week has started out to be a rough one, and I&#8217;m recovering from an emotional hangover at the moment. I&#8217;m looking forward to sitting around on my arse for a little while over the extended weekend. Maybe we&#8217;ll do some mini road trips, but that will generally mostly involve me sitting on my arse in a car. I think I can handle that. But for the next day and a half I need to sit on my arse here in this cube and stay out of trouble. I think it&#8217;s going to be a long day and a half.<\/p>\n<p>I really have nothing to say to you today except arse, arse arse. So I am wishing you a happy Hanukkah and Christmas and Solstice and Quanza and may your holiday dreams be bright and white and all that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello peoples! This week has started out to be a rough one, and I&#8217;m recovering from an emotional hangover at the moment. I&#8217;m looking forward to sitting around on my arse for a little while over the extended weekend. Maybe we&#8217;ll do some mini road trips, but that will generally mostly involve me sitting on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}