{"id":188,"date":"2005-06-01T21:09:01","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T05:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=188"},"modified":"2005-06-01T21:09:01","modified_gmt":"2005-06-02T05:09:01","slug":"morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. EARLY morning. I woke up at 4 today. I would have just tried to lay there forever but I started obsessing over how long the croissants are going to need to rise. I want Azure and Jason to wake up to freshly baked croissants, besides, sleep is totally overrated. Now I gotta wait 24 minute for the butter to chill before rolling out my butter delivery devise two more times before slicing and rolling, followed by one and a half hours of rising. If I were a baker, I&#8217;d have to take a long trip every two weeks just to replenish my jetlag. This early morning stuff doesn&#8217;t come easy to me.<\/p>\n<p>Ok ladies and gentlemen, I must go surf the web or something now. Maybe one more cup of tea, too.<\/p>\n<p>Hi Mod, let&#8217;s try to do the video chat thing this afternoon. wanna say around noon your time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. EARLY morning. I woke up at 4 today. I would have just tried to lay there forever but I started obsessing over how long the croissants are going to need to rise. I want Azure and Jason to wake up to freshly baked croissants, besides, sleep is totally overrated. Now I gotta wait [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}