{"id":1899,"date":"2009-01-06T16:27:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T00:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2009-01-06T16:27:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T00:27:01","slug":"apple-7-the-granny-punched-me-and-laughed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/apple-7-the-granny-punched-me-and-laughed\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple #7 the granny punched me and laughed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3173964489_35349dea4c.jpg\" alt=\"3173964489_35349dea4c\" title=\"3173964489_35349dea4c\" width=\"400\" height=\"351\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1898\" \/><br \/>\nApple number 7 was sitting on my desk taunting me for most of the morning and afternoon. I think I could hear it whispering &#8220;Come here &#8217;til I hit ya.&#8221; I finally ate it while reading about corporate policies and restrictions and while I worried that the plant in my cubicle wasn&#8217;t going to last another week. No sun in this dungeon. I&#8217;m taking him home today. Number 7 was a very tart and harsh Granny Smith. The skin smelled like tree bark and was nearly as tough. The interior seemed to be biting me back. I&#8217;m going back to Fujis for a while.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/category\/apples\/\">See all apple related posts<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple number 7 was sitting on my desk taunting me for most of the morning and afternoon. I think I could hear it whispering &#8220;Come here &#8217;til I hit ya.&#8221; I finally ate it while reading about corporate policies and restrictions and while I worried that the plant in my cubicle wasn&#8217;t going to last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}