{"id":1917,"date":"2009-01-08T15:44:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T23:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2009-01-08T15:44:25","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T23:44:25","slug":"apple-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/apple-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple #10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/apple10.jpg\" alt=\"apple10\" title=\"apple10\" width=\"400\" height=\"401\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1918\" \/><br \/>\nI ate apple #10 because I was looking for something to do. I had to get a build ready today and I was stalling for last minute changes to come in. They never came but I suppose the apple kept me from reaching for more dangerous fruits like peanut m&#038;ms or reeses peanut mini butter cups which have been a temptation in the past. And actually, I feel a little skinnier today, just a little. Since the wedding in August, I have added few extra pounds around my already buoyantly plump waste and I relish the idea of shedding them over a few apples. We&#8217;ll see. It would be a nice side effect of this resolution.<\/p>\n<p>P.s. I&#8217;m not at MacWorld this week. I probably wouldn&#8217;t have had a good time anyway, but it sounds like a little more fun than staring at my computer all day. I could be staring at other people&#8217;s computers. Hmmm, maybe I should go wandering around the office randomly staring at other people&#8217;s computers. That might do the trick. It&#8217;s a wonder I have few friends here.<\/p>\n<p>P.p.s. Do you like my red Moleskine weekly planner notebook? Isn&#8217;t it pretty?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ate apple #10 because I was looking for something to do. I had to get a build ready today and I was stalling for last minute changes to come in. They never came but I suppose the apple kept me from reaching for more dangerous fruits like peanut m&#038;ms or reeses peanut mini butter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}