{"id":1971,"date":"2009-01-15T14:25:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T22:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2009-01-15T14:25:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T22:25:14","slug":"its-like-apples-and-pears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/its-like-apples-and-pears\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s like apples and pears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apple number 18.5 was a pear! An apple pear, or asian pear to be exact. I felt like I couldn&#8217;t really claim it as an apple but I wanted to take credit for it so I gave it a half point. I don&#8217;t want any lip from the referees. I had it this morning for breakfast and it was de-lic-ious.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/3204847356\/\" title=\"apple pear 18.5 by Alanna Risse, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3091\/3204847356_bbca9e1358.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"apple pear 18.5\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apple number 19 was a bright red fuji I got at lunch yesterday from Paul&#8217;s sandwich shop near Levi Strauss Plaza. It is juicy and delicious but I have a gi-nor-mous headache. I am eating it while contemplating going home early to go be miserable all by myself in the comfort of my dark apartment. I&#8217;m having a bit of a rough week, physically speaking. This headache started yesterday and just won&#8217;t quit. People are warning me about the flu that&#8217;s going around the office and now I&#8217;m all paranoid. Yesterday someone on the bus sneezed directly on me. Come on apples, do your stuff!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/3204899030\/\" title=\"red fuji 19 by Alanna Risse, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3397\/3204899030_3b37aba6e0.jpg\" width=\"403\" height=\"444\" alt=\"red fuji 19\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple number 18.5 was a pear! An apple pear, or asian pear to be exact. I felt like I couldn&#8217;t really claim it as an apple but I wanted to take credit for it so I gave it a half point. I don&#8217;t want any lip from the referees. I had it this morning for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}