{"id":1973,"date":"2009-01-16T15:15:56","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T23:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=1973"},"modified":"2009-01-16T15:15:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T23:15:56","slug":"honey-crisp-apple-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/honey-crisp-apple-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Honey Crisp Apple #20"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having one of those days where nearly everything that comes out of my mouth cracks everyone, including myself, up. I&#8217;m just on fire today. That is a lot of pressure to put on myself now that I&#8217;m trying to finish the rest of the post. I take it back, stop looking for funniness, because you won&#8217;t find it here.<\/p>\n<p>My Honey Crisp was sadly not on fire. It was really tart. It is clearly not the season. I got my apple recipe book in the mail. It&#8217;s from 1963 and is titled: <i>Apple A Day<\/i>. I&#8217;ve been so busy lately that I don&#8217;t know when I will get to share any of it with you but let me just tell you it involves lots of pork, jello, mayonnaise, and apple rings. I even made some slow cooked pork this week that I didn&#8217;t even get to eat! Looks like BBQ pork and apple sandwiches might be in order tomorrow. Mmmm, that sounds good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/3204051527\/\" title=\"shiny honey crisp apple by Alanna Risse, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3305\/3204051527_54c05ff8af.jpg\" width=\"403\" height=\"386\" alt=\"shiny honey crisp apple\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The iPhone photo emailing\/uploading problem is starting to get to me. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s just at work or if it&#8217;s everywhere. I should really fix that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having one of those days where nearly everything that comes out of my mouth cracks everyone, including myself, up. I&#8217;m just on fire today. That is a lot of pressure to put on myself now that I&#8217;m trying to finish the rest of the post. I take it back, stop looking for funniness, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}