{"id":2043,"date":"2006-06-01T09:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/2006\/06\/01\/shouldnt-have-stepped-on-the-scale\/"},"modified":"2006-06-01T09:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T17:51:00","slug":"shouldnt-have-stepped-on-the-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/shouldnt-have-stepped-on-the-scale\/","title":{"rendered":"shouldn&#039;t have stepped on the scale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>wow! shock and horror! I shouldn;t have stepped on that scale today. I&#8217;m feeling panicky and doomed. I don&#8217;t know what to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wow! shock and horror! I shouldn;t have stepped on that scale today. I&#8217;m feeling panicky and doomed. I don&#8217;t know what to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}