{"id":2070,"date":"2008-10-06T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/06\/reason-257-why-i-hate-starbucks\/"},"modified":"2008-10-06T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T20:53:00","slug":"reason-257-why-i-hate-starbucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/reason-257-why-i-hate-starbucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason #257 why I hate Starbucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They have their own lingo there. And I&#8217;m not talking about the whole Grande Venti thing. I&#8217;m talking about the automatic babble that comes out of the server&#8217;s mouths. &#8220;HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa&#8217;am&#8221; Um, what? &#8220;HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa&#8217;am&#8221; Um, are you speaking English? Do you know what you sound like? And worst of all, do I look like the kind of person who would understand you? Gasp, do I look like a regular? No, I should have never gone there. Please universe, please forgive me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They have their own lingo there. And I&#8217;m not talking about the whole Grande Venti thing. I&#8217;m talking about the automatic babble that comes out of the server&#8217;s mouths. &#8220;HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa&#8217;am&#8221; Um, what? &#8220;HasSomeoneStartedADrinkYetForYouMa&#8217;am&#8221; Um, are you speaking English? Do you know what you sound like? And worst of all, do I look like the kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}