{"id":2334,"date":"2009-01-27T10:11:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2009-01-27T10:11:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:11:14","slug":"golden-delicious-number-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/golden-delicious-number-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Golden Delicious number 31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a snack attack during the airing of True Beauty so I grabbed a Golden Delicious. It was truly golden and delicious. True Beauty was predictably trashy and terrible, just what I needed. I almost missed it too. I&#8217;m so bad at watching shows regularly. I guess I just don&#8217;t care enough. Tom had brought up early that it was True Beauty night, I got all excited, then promptly forgot. At 10PM, he turned off his computer and said &#8220;want to watch some TV&#8221; I said &#8220;Sure, I&#8217;ll watch if you want.&#8221; He turned it on, some commercials were on, and I just stared blankly for about 5 minutes before I realized, oh! It&#8217;s True Beauty time! I guess I just have more important things on my mind. But anyway, it was great, Billy was just barely spared, despite being a complete twat to an elderly man, and CJ, after facing the hall of beauty for the 3rd time, finally got booted.  How many chances can you give a person? He had promise but he kept messing up. Laura admitted to having a crush on Billy, and everyone is still mean to Chelsea. Poor Chelsea.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking about more Waldorf salad for dinner tonight. It&#8217;s just so good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a snack attack during the airing of True Beauty so I grabbed a Golden Delicious. It was truly golden and delicious. True Beauty was predictably trashy and terrible, just what I needed. I almost missed it too. I&#8217;m so bad at watching shows regularly. I guess I just don&#8217;t care enough. Tom had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}