{"id":2373,"date":"2009-01-29T15:52:36","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T23:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2009-01-29T15:52:36","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T23:52:36","slug":"allaboutapplescom-and-apple-number-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/allaboutapplescom-and-apple-number-35\/","title":{"rendered":"allaboutapples.com and apple number 35"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At about 3 o&#8217;clock every day I get really stir crazy at work. I&#8217;m waiting for a meeting that appears to have been delayed so I didn&#8217;t want to leave just in case I missed it, but I just couldn&#8217;t take it anymore. I snuck out and ran down the street to RJ market for a couple of apples. I got a Granny Smith. I&#8217;m not really a fan of raw Granny Smiths. They are fine for cooking, but they are just so tart. Today I needed a little excitement in my life, so I went for it. As I was eating it, I wondered where the little PLU numbers on the apple stickers would get me so I typed in &#8220;Granny Smith 4017&#8221; in Google. What appeared before my eyes, like a mystic vision, was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allaboutapples.com\/index.htm\">allaboutapples.com<\/a>. Whoa! Best website, ever! So I figure that&#8217;ll keep me out of trouble for a fair amount of time while I wait for this meeting, or some kind of update, or simply for the day to end, unresolved and confusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At about 3 o&#8217;clock every day I get really stir crazy at work. I&#8217;m waiting for a meeting that appears to have been delayed so I didn&#8217;t want to leave just in case I missed it, but I just couldn&#8217;t take it anymore. I snuck out and ran down the street to RJ market for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}