{"id":2390,"date":"2009-02-03T15:51:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T23:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=2390"},"modified":"2009-02-03T15:51:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T23:51:08","slug":"the-fortieth-apple-and-staying-employed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/the-fortieth-apple-and-staying-employed\/","title":{"rendered":"The fortieth apple and staying employed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My contract at work changed hands and I was nervous that I wasn&#8217;t going to have a job anymore, but it seems that things are all worked out and I&#8217;ll still be able to enjoy eating food instead of rocks, and sleeping under a roof instead of cardboard. This is a very happy thing. It also means I can continue to aggressively pay off my student loans so I can someday go get myself in more trouble with student loans if I feel like it.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s Honey Crisp apple tasted just as optimistic as I feel. And my friend\/coworker turned me onto an iPhone app called Lose It so I can obsess over every little calorie, gram of protein, fiber, and sugar I eat, all from the convenience of my phone, while I sit on my fat arse for my daily 2 hours of commute time. This makes me feel like I&#8217;m doing something about my fat arse and therefore adds to my optimism that everything&#8217;s going to be just fine. I forgot to take a photo of my Honey Crisp, and I don&#8217;t care. So there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My contract at work changed hands and I was nervous that I wasn&#8217;t going to have a job anymore, but it seems that things are all worked out and I&#8217;ll still be able to enjoy eating food instead of rocks, and sleeping under a roof instead of cardboard. This is a very happy thing. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}