{"id":2404,"date":"2009-02-05T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T20:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/05\/apple-42-no-worky\/"},"modified":"2009-02-05T12:21:08","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T20:21:08","slug":"apple-42-no-worky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/apple-42-no-worky\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple 42 no worky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sit here with a completely dead windows machine and a help desk that won&#8217;t answer the phone. And so I eat this apple and wait. Something tells me I was better off staying home today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/p-640-480-2917e78c-dfae-4fce-9d11-8bac6c97e6811.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/p-640-480-2917e78c-dfae-4fce-9d11-8bac6c97e6811.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sit here with a completely dead windows machine and a help desk that won&#8217;t answer the phone. And so I eat this apple and wait. Something tells me I was better off staying home today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}