{"id":2426,"date":"2009-02-13T17:52:33","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T01:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=2426"},"modified":"2009-02-13T17:52:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T01:52:33","slug":"im-waiting-for-my-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/im-waiting-for-my-man\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m waiting for my man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not really waiting for my man, I&#8217;m just waiting for this slow-arse database connection to go ahead and hurry the eff up so I can check my last change and go home. I spent too much time today dilly dallying when I knew that all the stuff on my plate today equated to a full plate. I procrastinated anyway and here I am, on a Friday night, the last day at the office, two days away from driving up to Portland with a full car, and here I am at 6pm waiting for pages to load, wondering if I&#8217;ll ever make it out alive. The place is completely deserted, everyone left early today, what a sad way to leave the office, the last one out. No tearful goodbyes, no fanfare, just me and my lonely backpack hoofing it to the same old bus I&#8217;ve taken for the past eight months.<\/p>\n<p>But when I get home, I get to see my wonderful husband and we get to have a nice quiet night.  If this page will EVER LOAD. Let me out! Ahhhh Kelly Clarkson!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not really waiting for my man, I&#8217;m just waiting for this slow-arse database connection to go ahead and hurry the eff up so I can check my last change and go home. I spent too much time today dilly dallying when I knew that all the stuff on my plate today equated to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}