{"id":244,"date":"2005-06-25T02:37:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T11:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=244"},"modified":"2005-06-25T02:37:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T11:37:08","slug":"penguins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/penguins\/","title":{"rendered":"Penguins!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\n Penguins!<\/a>
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I’m at the zoo. It’s a great zoo. It’s under renovation so a lot of<\/p>\n

animals aren’t on exhibit. I actually don’t mind because it’s a ghost<\/p>\n

town and it’s saturday. I helped this poor american guy who was trying<\/p>\n

to herd two small children by himself. At one point, they both went in<\/p>\n

opposite directions. I stopped one from being eaten by wild flamingos.
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Penguins! Originally uploaded by angrypirate. I’m at the zoo. It’s a great zoo. It’s under renovation so a lot of animals aren’t on exhibit. I actually don’t mind because it’s a ghost town and it’s saturday. I helped this poor american guy who was trying to herd two small children by himself. At one point, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}