{"id":2443,"date":"2009-02-20T10:08:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T18:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/20\/best-roommate-ever\/"},"modified":"2009-02-20T10:08:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T18:08:34","slug":"best-roommate-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/best-roommate-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best roommate ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Chanel, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagraoverthecounterusabb.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">for sale<\/a>  she bows on command and is ridiculously cute. She flunked out of guide dog school but I this she is a genius.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/p-640-480-cd538a29-8441-478e-b994-cf158e219769.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/p-640-480-cd538a29-8441-478e-b994-cf158e219769.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Chanel, for sale she bows on command and is ridiculously cute. She flunked out of guide dog school but I this she is a genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}