{"id":259,"date":"2005-06-28T10:21:49","date_gmt":"2005-06-28T19:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=259"},"modified":"2005-06-28T10:21:49","modified_gmt":"2005-06-28T19:21:49","slug":"wait-wheres-the-rooster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wait-wheres-the-rooster\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait, where&#8217;s the rooster"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/22194687\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos15.flickr.com\/22194687_55a3821de1_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n <br \/>\n <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/22194687\/\">Wait, where&#8217;s the rooster<\/a><br \/>\n  <br \/>\n  Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/angrypirate\/\">angrypirate<\/a>.<br \/>\n <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>How can you have flaming hot cock sauce without the cock (that&#8217;s a<\/p>\n<p>rooster, silly). I had pho for dinner and now I want to curl up in a<\/p>\n<p>happy little ball and go to sleep until I wake up in the arms of the man<\/p>\n<p>I love.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, where&#8217;s the rooster Originally uploaded by angrypirate. How can you have flaming hot cock sauce without the cock (that&#8217;s a rooster, silly). I had pho for dinner and now I want to curl up in a happy little ball and go to sleep until I wake up in the arms of the man I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}