{"id":289,"date":"2005-07-18T14:51:45","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T22:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=289"},"modified":"2005-07-18T14:51:45","modified_gmt":"2005-07-18T22:51:45","slug":"loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/loser\/","title":{"rendered":"Loser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I Just realised, it&#8217;s nearly 4 in the afternoon. I am still in my pajamas and haven&#8217;t even brushed my teeth yet. I need to go out into the world and get some coffee. I think I&#8217;ll walk to Trader Joe&#8217;s for my 3 mile walk today and stock up on wine. Hey, 3 miles is 3 miles. I was hoping to paint but it&#8217;ll have to wait til tomorrow. There&#8217;s class at the studio tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to your brazillian wax job dorm Moddie. Planes suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Just realised, it&#8217;s nearly 4 in the afternoon. I am still in my pajamas and haven&#8217;t even brushed my teeth yet. I need to go out into the world and get some coffee. I think I&#8217;ll walk to Trader Joe&#8217;s for my 3 mile walk today and stock up on wine. Hey, 3 miles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}