{"id":290,"date":"2005-07-19T15:43:16","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T23:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=290"},"modified":"2005-07-19T15:43:16","modified_gmt":"2005-07-19T23:43:16","slug":"poor-tom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/poor-tom\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Tom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom got his wisedom teeth pulled today. We went to Walgreen&#8217;s to get his prescription. On the way back to the car, he saw some flower bouquets at a store. &#8220;Do you want some flowers?&#8221; No Tom! Just get in the car. Silly rabbit. This is no time for flowers. It&#8217;s time for ice cream and Star Wars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom got his wisedom teeth pulled today. We went to Walgreen&#8217;s to get his prescription. On the way back to the car, he saw some flower bouquets at a store. &#8220;Do you want some flowers?&#8221; No Tom! Just get in the car. Silly rabbit. This is no time for flowers. It&#8217;s time for ice cream [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}