{"id":2964,"date":"2009-06-17T13:51:58","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T21:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/wordpress\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2009-06-17T13:51:58","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T21:51:58","slug":"doggy-chronicles-champion-stick-widdler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/doggy-chronicles-champion-stick-widdler\/","title":{"rendered":"Doggy Chronicles: Champion Stick Widdler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/3636203439\/\" title=\"champion stick widdler by Alanna Risse, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2461\/3636203439_fe0fa61e10.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"champion stick widdler\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDo you need any branches systematically stripped of their bark? Mississippi is just the craftswoman you are looking for. There might be a few chew marks on the finished product but she does a pretty bang up job for using nothing but her teeth and claws. She&#8217;d make a good Amish dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need any branches systematically stripped of their bark? Mississippi is just the craftswoman you are looking for. There might be a few chew marks on the finished product but she does a pretty bang up job for using nothing but her teeth and claws. She&#8217;d make a good Amish dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}