{"id":321,"date":"2005-08-05T17:09:54","date_gmt":"2005-08-06T00:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=321"},"modified":"2005-08-05T17:09:54","modified_gmt":"2005-08-06T00:09:54","slug":"the-vanity-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/the-vanity-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"The vanity bone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having my portrait taken tomorrow by <a href=\"http:\/\/heringer.com\/\" target=_blank>LeeAnn<\/a>. I&#8217;m so nervous. My one, singular vanity bone, the one that&#8217;s been hiding under 20 pounds of fat for several years has come out and is doing some major overhauling today. I dyed my hair and bleached my teeth and trimmed hairs. I tried to come up with ways to get rid of atleast 10 pounds but had to just give up on that one.  I&#8217;m kinda freaking out. She promises to be gentle, but its not her I&#8217;m worried about, its me. We&#8217;re taking pictures at my painting studio so I can paint and pretend she&#8217;s not really there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having my portrait taken tomorrow by LeeAnn. I&#8217;m so nervous. My one, singular vanity bone, the one that&#8217;s been hiding under 20 pounds of fat for several years has come out and is doing some major overhauling today. I dyed my hair and bleached my teeth and trimmed hairs. I tried to come up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}