{"id":329,"date":"2005-08-11T14:14:40","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T21:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=329"},"modified":"2005-08-11T14:14:40","modified_gmt":"2005-08-11T21:14:40","slug":"squirrel-coworker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/squirrel-coworker\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel coworker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok well, I lied, freelancing can be very cushie at times. It&#8217;s just 2pm and I&#8217;ve already written several hundred words at a cafe for a couple hours and then several hundred more on the grass in Golden Gate Park. I was amazed at how much writing I could get done sitting on the grass. 1600 words so far today! I figured it would just be a big excuse for procrastinating and enjoying the sunshine but I actually found it quite inspiring. A squirrel hung around me, dissappointed that I had no nuts to share. I may make him my new coworker. Just like in a regular office, all I have to do is bribe him with free treats and he&#8217;ll start hanging around the water cooler more often. What shall I call him? Francis maybe. Francis freelancer, the freelancing squirrel.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, I lied. Freelancing can be a walk in the park. I love contradictiong myself. No I don&#8217;t! Hah ahaha haha hahah ah! She&#8217;s loosing it kids. No I&#8217;m not!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok well, I lied, freelancing can be very cushie at times. It&#8217;s just 2pm and I&#8217;ve already written several hundred words at a cafe for a couple hours and then several hundred more on the grass in Golden Gate Park. I was amazed at how much writing I could get done sitting on the grass. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}