{"id":337,"date":"2005-08-16T23:26:22","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T06:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=337"},"modified":"2005-08-16T23:26:22","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T06:26:22","slug":"pirate-vs-giant-squid-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/pirate-vs-giant-squid-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirate vs giant squid t-shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, someone buy me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wfshirts.com\/product_info.php?products_id=56\" target=_blank>this t-shirt<\/a> for my birthday (september 16th). It&#8217;s a t-shirt with a giant squid AND a pirate. Holy F*$%. I would like a large please. You can just mail it to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickerbox.com\" target=_blank>Flickerbox<\/a>. They&#8217;ll get it to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, someone buy me this t-shirt for my birthday (september 16th). It&#8217;s a t-shirt with a giant squid AND a pirate. Holy F*$%. I would like a large please. You can just mail it to Flickerbox. They&#8217;ll get it to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}