{"id":359,"date":"2005-08-31T16:17:10","date_gmt":"2005-08-31T23:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=359"},"modified":"2005-08-31T16:17:10","modified_gmt":"2005-08-31T23:17:10","slug":"the-mess-that-is-my-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/the-mess-that-is-my-desk\/","title":{"rendered":"The mess that is my desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I walked into my bedroom, took one look at my desk and thought, boy, this person&#8217;s insane. For one moment I was suspended outside my own reality and could see my workspace as an outsider. Boy, what a disater. Someday I want to have a real workspace with a paper weight and an electric pencil sharpener. God, that sounds so nice right now.  I want a waste paper basket across the room from my desk that I can pitch crumpled up pieces of paper into. Wanna see what I&#8217;m dealing with? Ok, but I warned you. <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/photos\/random\/myoffice0805.jpg\" target=_blank>Click me<\/a> to see the mess that is my desk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I walked into my bedroom, took one look at my desk and thought, boy, this person&#8217;s insane. For one moment I was suspended outside my own reality and could see my workspace as an outsider. Boy, what a disater. Someday I want to have a real workspace with a paper weight and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}