{"id":374,"date":"2005-09-09T18:14:48","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T01:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=374"},"modified":"2005-09-09T18:14:48","modified_gmt":"2005-09-10T01:14:48","slug":"the-last-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/the-last-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"The last thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The very last thing I should be doing at this moment is surfing the web. I have just 14 days to complete the next 7 chapters of my book. I&#8217;m only on the first half of the first one. I wish someone would come and take me away to a magic land where the days are longer and you feel inspired to put out your greatest work. As it turns out, it&#8217;s just another cold, foggy Friday. A Buckaroo Banzai DVD is tormenting me from the other room and my warm, milky tea makes me want to curl up in my pjs. I swore I&#8217;d have two chapters done by this point. I don&#8217;t want to go through another 10 days of sleepless nights and stomach aches. If I could just focus, I could get on top of this thing. I swear if I do another book, I&#8217;ll be more careful about giving myself enough time. Four classes and a book in 14 weeks is just insane. I&#8217;m too old for this. I&#8217;m supposed to be popping out babies and doing laundry.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been playing that &#8220;When I&#8217;m bla bla bla&#8221; game. You know, like &#8220;when I&#8217;m done with this book, I&#8217;m going to drink cold beer on a beach in Mexico&#8221; or &#8220;when I&#8217;m done with my BFA I&#8217;m going to sit in front of the TV every night and eat junk food just like the rest of the country&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The very last thing I should be doing at this moment is surfing the web. I have just 14 days to complete the next 7 chapters of my book. I&#8217;m only on the first half of the first one. I wish someone would come and take me away to a magic land where the days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}