{"id":382,"date":"2005-09-16T14:59:48","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T21:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=382"},"modified":"2005-09-16T14:59:48","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T21:59:48","slug":"let-me-eat-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/let-me-eat-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me eat cake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/photos\/random\/bday35cake.jpg\" width=\"350\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday to me! I didn&#8217;t finish the friday finders keepers but I guess I can cheat a little since it&#8217;s my special day. maybe I&#8217;ll finish it on the way to Oregon. I treated myself to a new denim skirt today and I&#8217;m just about as happy as a girl can be.<\/p>\n<p>bye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to me! I didn&#8217;t finish the friday finders keepers but I guess I can cheat a little since it&#8217;s my special day. maybe I&#8217;ll finish it on the way to Oregon. I treated myself to a new denim skirt today and I&#8217;m just about as happy as a girl can be. bye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}