{"id":396,"date":"2005-09-27T18:12:20","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T01:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=396"},"modified":"2005-09-27T18:12:20","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T01:12:20","slug":"dog-happy-flower-sad-flower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/dog-happy-flower-sad-flower\/","title":{"rendered":"dog + happy flower = sad flower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These little photocopied signs are pinned to all the trees in the little flower boxes than line our street. Sometimes San Francisco is great. I wish I had drawn this.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypirate.com\/photos\/random\/sadflower350.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"145\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These little photocopied signs are pinned to all the trees in the little flower boxes than line our street. Sometimes San Francisco is great. I wish I had drawn this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}