{"id":474,"date":"2005-11-18T18:37:35","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T01:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=474"},"modified":"2005-11-18T18:37:35","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T01:37:35","slug":"field-guide-to-couples-sleeping-positions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/field-guide-to-couples-sleeping-positions\/","title":{"rendered":"field guide to couples&#8217; sleeping positions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evany, formerly of Webmonkey, is writing a book for McSweeneys. I&#8217;m excited. Will you buy it for me? It&#8217;s due out this spring. Even though I&#8217;ve never met Evany in person, I have a girl crush on her. Oops, did I just say that out loud? And if you bought me her book, I might develop a girl crush on you too. Unless you are a boy. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m allowed to have boy crushes because I spend too much time having a boy crush on Tom.   I better shut up and get back to writing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1932416471\/002-4325837-3850455?v=glance&#038;n=283155&#038;n=507846&#038;s=books&#038;v=glance\"> A Field Guide to Couples&#8217; Sleeping Positions and Their Meanings<\/a><br \/>\nBy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evany.com\">Evany Thomas<\/a><br \/>\nPublished by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/\">McSweeneys<\/a> who makes fun books that you should read because they are nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evany, formerly of Webmonkey, is writing a book for McSweeneys. I&#8217;m excited. Will you buy it for me? It&#8217;s due out this spring. Even though I&#8217;ve never met Evany in person, I have a girl crush on her. Oops, did I just say that out loud? And if you bought me her book, I might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}