{"id":504,"date":"2005-12-14T18:01:40","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T01:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=504"},"modified":"2005-12-14T18:01:40","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T01:01:40","slug":"just-when-you-think-you-know-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/just-when-you-think-you-know-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"Just when you think you know someone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Tom started singing:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I got the horse right here<br \/>\nThe name is Paul Revere<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It took me a while to place it. Yes, it turns out, Tom was singing a song from a musical. He was singing a song from Guys and Dolls. This is so shocking, it&#8217;s not surprizing I couldn&#8217;t place the song at first. If Tom had to choose between death and watching a musical every day, it would be no contest, he would gladly put a gun to his own head than have to sit through musicals on a regular basis. So, yeah, shocking, Guys and Dolls, who&#8217;d a thunk.<\/p>\n<p>As if this musical singing escapade isn&#8217;t enough for me to reconcile with, I&#8217;ve just been informed that today Tom went and saw the Irving Berlin musical &#8220;White Christmas&#8221; with some clients. What is happening to my sweet, angry, musical hating boyfriend? Should I seek help? Or maybe buy some tickets? Rent some of those movies I&#8217;ve been dieing to see that he hasn&#8217;t allowed me to leave the movie rental place with?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI got the horse right here, his name is Paul Revere and<br \/>\nhere&#8217;s a guy who says if the weather&#8217;s clear, can do, can do.<br \/>\nThis guy says the horse can do.<br \/>\nIf he says the horse can do, can do\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Tom started singing: I got the horse right here The name is Paul Revere It took me a while to place it. Yes, it turns out, Tom was singing a song from a musical. He was singing a song from Guys and Dolls. This is so shocking, it&#8217;s not surprizing I couldn&#8217;t place [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}