{"id":5122,"date":"2012-01-18T19:48:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T02:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/?p=5122"},"modified":"2012-01-18T19:48:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T02:48:43","slug":"doggy-chronicles-the-weigh-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/doggy-chronicles-the-weigh-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Doggy Chronicles: The Weigh In"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mississippi is now the proud owner-dog of her very own toddler. This toddler loves to share any and all food with her. Mississippi is such a gracious guest, she doesn&#8217;t turn down a thing, even things she normally isn&#8217;t interested in, like oranges and fruit in general. She&#8217;s acquired a taste for bananas and all sorts of fruit. We were skimping on her dog food a bit but I guess we weren&#8217;t skimping on it enough. She now weights 48.5 lbs. I&#8217;m embarrassed to even say that out loud. She&#8217;s three pounds up from last year and 9 pounds up from when we got her three years ago. I&#8217;m ashamed. It&#8217;s time to get serious. So Mississippi also has a New Years resolution this year. Her doctor doesn&#8217;t want us to kick her out of the dining room, so we&#8217;re going to cut back her breakfast and dinner from 1 cup to half a cup. OK Mississippi! It&#8217;s time to get serious!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/angrypirate\/6569766509\/\" title=\"DSC_0074.JPG by Alanna Risse, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7150\/6569766509_df00c18b0c.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"DSC_0074.JPG\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mississippi is now the proud owner-dog of her very own toddler. This toddler loves to share any and all food with her. Mississippi is such a gracious guest, she doesn&#8217;t turn down a thing, even things she normally isn&#8217;t interested in, like oranges and fruit in general. She&#8217;s acquired a taste for bananas and all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5123,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5122\/revisions\/5123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}