{"id":6073,"date":"2013-02-01T17:16:06","date_gmt":"2013-02-02T00:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/?p=6073"},"modified":"2013-02-01T17:16:06","modified_gmt":"2013-02-02T00:16:06","slug":"screw-you-january","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/screw-you-january\/","title":{"rendered":"Screw You January"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey January 2013, I&#8217;ve got something to say to you &#8212; Screw you. What a crappy way to start a new year. I got sick on New Year&#8217;s eve and ended up with pneumonia and two colds on top of that. No more, I&#8217;m done. It&#8217;s february 1st, it&#8217;s warm, the sun is out, the bulbs are sprouting in the garden, it&#8217;s time for a new start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey January 2013, I&#8217;ve got something to say to you &#8212; Screw you. What a crappy way to start a new year. I got sick on New Year&#8217;s eve and ended up with pneumonia and two colds on top of that. No more, I&#8217;m done. It&#8217;s february 1st, it&#8217;s warm, the sun is out, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6073"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6075,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6073\/revisions\/6075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}