{"id":663,"date":"2006-05-04T16:15:07","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T23:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=663"},"modified":"2006-05-04T16:15:07","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T23:15:07","slug":"um-hi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/um-hi-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Um, Hi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t know what to name this post, so I just typed the first thing that came to mind. I have a new haircut and a Table of Contents that is actually shaping up quite nicely. I hope they like it. I&#8217;m getting pretty jazzed about this new book.  I&#8217;ve been trying to give myself pep talks about how I&#8217;m not going to drive myself crazy writing this book. I don&#8217;t want my boyfriend to hate me, I don&#8217;t want my stomach to eat itself. I don&#8217;t think it has to be that way. I think if I learn how to pace myself, I can get done in time and have a nice looking book. Just gotta knock off with the procrastination, or learn to accept it better maybe procrastination time should be painting time. Then I&#8217;ll stay happy and healthy. Anyway, always learning. And my new stick of RAM just came so gotta go!<\/p>\n<p>Go read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wesjones.com\/ferret.htm\">this confusing and terrifying story<\/a> about ferret-legging. Don&#8217;t blame me. I didn&#8217;t do it. I love ferrets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t know what to name this post, so I just typed the first thing that came to mind. I have a new haircut and a Table of Contents that is actually shaping up quite nicely. I hope they like it. I&#8217;m getting pretty jazzed about this new book. I&#8217;ve been trying to give myself [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}