{"id":6632,"date":"2013-10-19T16:31:03","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T23:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/?p=6632"},"modified":"2013-12-02T15:11:48","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T22:11:48","slug":"wookie-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wookie-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Wookie House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap, what is this? It&#8217;s terrible. It looks like a wookie house. And I&#8217;m making a 4 foot high version of it. This is a terrible idea. I&#8217;m making nothing but terrible choices today. But I&#8217;m going to keep going with it. Onward into potential awfulness. It&#8217;s made out of a toilet paper roll and fabric remnants. Maybe I should wipe my ass with it. Just kidding&#8230; I think&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wookie-house\/wookiehouse\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6633\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wookiehouse-753x500.jpg\" alt=\"wookiehouse\" width=\"753\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-6633\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap, what is this? It&#8217;s terrible. It looks like a wookie house. And I&#8217;m making a 4 foot high version of it. This is a terrible idea. I&#8217;m making nothing but terrible choices today. But I&#8217;m going to keep going with it. Onward into potential awfulness. It&#8217;s made out of a toilet paper roll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6632"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6636,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632\/revisions\/6636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}