{"id":752,"date":"2006-08-09T11:51:16","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T18:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypirate.dreamhosters.com\/wordpress\/?p=752"},"modified":"2006-08-09T11:51:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T18:51:16","slug":"best-video-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/best-video-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Video Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=92IWqopETfI\">OK Go Treadmill Dance<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Much more silliness:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I have spent many years walking the Earth, much like Kane, and I&#8217;ve seen many things. Some of them legal, some of them warranting several eternities in Hades. But I have never before bared witness to purple potatoes. Seeing as that I am such an adventurous chap, I decided to give them a whirl. If nothing else, I told myself, they would make delightful earrings for my wife, Maude. She&#8217;s something of a tuber afficianado, don&#8217;t ya know. Upon their arrival at my abode, I happened to notice that the delivery lad was wearing a bio-hazard suit and that the potatoes were being transported within a lead container. Thinking nothing of it, I opened the container and proceeded to eat them raw. Imagine the surprise and delight when I felt my very DNA being torn apart and restructured. I now write to you all from the cave I share with the cyclops, seeing as how I am now 37 feet tall, have a spiked tail, horns, and nictitating membranes over my eyes. Did I mention I am a lovely shade of violet now and breath fire? All thanks to the delicious pommes de terre.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000328NPE\/ref=pd_sim_gf_2_img\/103-3230795-2103021?ie=UTF8\" target=_blank>From and Amazon.com review<\/a> (scroll down)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK Go Treadmill Dance Much more silliness: &#8220;I have spent many years walking the Earth, much like Kane, and I&#8217;ve seen many things. Some of them legal, some of them warranting several eternities in Hades. But I have never before bared witness to purple potatoes. Seeing as that I am such an adventurous chap, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alannarisse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}